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Jacob Crow is a stand-up comedian based physically in Chicago. He created and hosts the comedy show GAY GUY MUSIC VIDEO NIGHT which runs monthly in Chicago and tours nationally to cities near you! His special GAY SON THOT DAUGHTER POWER BOTTOM HOUR debuted at The Den in Chicago in March 2026. You can find him opening for John Hill, Dylan Adler, and Joe Dombrowski on stage and if you buy him a skinny marg, he'll probably open for you too, hun! He trained at Second City and Upright Citizens Brigade. He has been a fan of Ariana Grande before you were.
baby you might need a seatbelt when i ride it
imma leave it open like a door, come inside it
even tho i'm wifey, you can hit it like a side chick
don't need no side dick, no